People Are Idiots. Let Them Know.

  • Person Parks Like A Jerk

    A Fuck Off Flag is perfect to leave as a little "fuck off" note for that person who refuses to park inside the lines. A nice "I see what you did there" but still Fuck Off.

  • Perpetual Pooper on Your Lawn

    We get it. Maybe one time they didn't have a bag. And then then next. And now you have a fertilizer pit started. Leave a Fuck Off Flag to help remind about clean up.

  • General FAFO Vibes

    From somebody having the audacity to leave you from your corporate hellscape, an anger about aging, general "I don't like you" problems. Go from passive to aggressive depending your moods
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Finally. The thing we have all wanted forever exists in real life! These are so fun. I keep them in my purse so I’m always ready to deliver a snarky message. Love my little portable fuck off flags 🤩❤️

Olivia
The Real Fucker Toothpick Flag Variety Pack

Impeccable customer service

Jeni
Fuck Off Flags

One of my favorite purchases! I’ve found so many occasions to use these fun flags! I love telling people to fuck off with class!

Jeni
All the Fucks to Give Toothpick Flags Assortment

I don’t usually tell people to “F&@k Off” but when I do, I mean it and I want to say it with wit and charm cuz it’s just more fun. And it makes me laugh!

Megan
The Passive Aggressive Toothpick Flag Variety Pack

Who doesn't love adding a little Alexis sass to their day? These toothpick flags are the perfect tiny act of chaos — stuck one in a cupcake at a work potluck and got exactly the reaction I wanted. Small, well-made, and somehow instantly recognizable to anyone who's seen the show. 10/10 petty gift idea.

Mrogers
Fuck Eww Toothpick Flags

Gave this to a co-worker for their retirement party - it was quite the hit!

Melissa
For the Summit of Fuck Off Mountain Toothpick Flags

This was hands down one of the funniest gifts I’ve ever given. The quality is fantastic, the flags are sturdy, and the sayings had everyone laughing. It made the perfect desk gift and was a huge hit. If you know someone with a great sense of humor, this is a no-brainer!

Anonymous
All the Fucks to Give Toothpick Flags Assortment