Sometimes a little bit of Alexis is exactly what the moment calls for.
The Fuck Eww Toothpick Flag is for the person in your life who communicates entirely in Alexis Rose energy - effortlessly dismissive, impeccably styled, and completely clear about what they will not be tolerating today.
“I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star.” Either way - you are a little bit closer to fucking right off.
Details:
(6) 2.5" toothpick flags - petite, like the energy that inspired it
The gift that requires zero explanation to the right person and maximum explanation to everyone else
For anyone who has watched the show and immediately pictured a specific person upon reading this
A great gift addition that you can just fold in.
Perfect For:
Anyone named David. Schitt’s Creek fans. Food leftovers that have lingered too long. Messes that need cleaning. Roommate grievances.
