For the person who hit your car, said nothing, and has the audacity to still park next to you. The co-worker who talked shit to your boss’s boss and then asked you to lunch.
Not a mistake you can ignore. Not a situation that resolves itself. Just someone out there, living their life, fully aware of what they did and somehow that is a normal thing a normal person does.
Fuck you very much. For all of it.
Details:
(6) 2.5" toothpick flags - the exact right size to leave on a windshield, in a drawer, under a notepad
For when the damage is done and the person responsible has decided it isn't
Blanket coverage for any infractions requiring said fuck off flag
Leave it and walk away. You have said everything.
Perfect For:
A gag gift for someone who will immediately name the person it's for. White elephant standout. Emergency glove compartment needs. Your desk drawer. The ex on the wrong side of the break-up.
