The holidays are the most wonderful time of the year. They are also the time of year where you drive four hours with a tree on the roof, hear the same six songs in every store, and get asked about your love life by a relative who has not asked you a single other question since last December.
So we made festive fuck offs to honor this spirit this time of year.
Twelve flags, six festive fuck offs, covering all of it: the joy, the chaos, the gift exchange that got out of hand, and the out-of-office you have been drafting in your head since Halloween. Plant them in the cookie tray, the cocktail, the white elephant gift, or all over the tree. 'Tis the season to be honest.
Details:
(12) 2.5" toothpick flags: 6 designs, 2 of each
The lineup: Merry Fucking Christmas, Happy Fucking Holidays, Ho! Ho! Ho! Fuck Off., Fa-La-La-La-La Fuck Off, To: Regifted / From: Fuck Off, and Out of Office: Fuck Off Until January
Two of each, because one is for the party and one is for the person at the party
Works as a gift tag, too. Stick one in the bow and skip the Sharpie.
Festive enough for the office. Mostly.
Perfect For:
White elephant and Yankee swap, where it will be the gift everyone tries to steal. Holiday party cocktails and cupcakes. Stocking stuffers for the friend who survives the season on spite and eggnog. The coworker counting down to PTO. Hosting duty, when you have made the cookies and are officially done being festive for the evening.
Add the Very Happy Holiday Greeting Card and the whole gift is handled. Order early. The holidays are coming whether you're ready or not.
