Last One Toothpick Flags

You started the week with a full supply. Monday took a few. The group chat took more. Someone replied-all to a company-wide email with "thanks!" and that one cost you three all by itself.

Now you are down to one. One single fuck left to give, and you have been holding onto it, turning it over, deciding who is worthy.

Congratulations to them. The Last (Fuck to Give) Toothpick Flag lets the lucky recipient know, in writing, that they are receiving your very last fuck to give. It is an honor, really. They should frame it.

Details:

• (6) 2.5" toothpick flags, which is technically six last fucks, so pace yourself
• Chunky brown lettering on sky blue. Calm on the outside, like you.
• Fine print on every flag: "You are the lucky recipient of my very last fuck to give"
• Fits in a drink, a sandwich, a desk plant, or the last slice of anything

Perfect For:

The end of a long week, month or fiscal year. The last day of a job you are very ready to leave. The holiday party with extended family, sometime around hour three. The friend who needs to know you saved the last one for them. Anyone running on fumes who would like it on the record.

Once it's gone, it's gone. Grab a spare pack for the next person who earns it.