Make them walk the plank straight to fuck right off-ville.
The Pirate Fuck Right Off Toothpick Flag delivers a swashbuckling send-off with just the right amount of attitude. The pirate does not negotiate. The pirate plants a flag. You either get on board or get off the boat. No in between.
Consider the plank walked. The flag planted. The matter settled.
Details:
(6) 2.5" toothpick flags with pirate vibes. Shiver me timbers you fuckers.
Works in a rum drink, a desk plant, or anywhere there is no room for middle ground.
The pirate did not follow up with a strongly worded email. Neither should you.
For any situation that you want wish you had a parrot but all you have is a fuck to give.
Perfect For:
Anyone who has ever wished they could be Jack Sparrow, Hook or you know those other famous pirates we can’t remember their names. Fuck em. Or send us a Fuck Off flag and maybe we will get this corrected.
