The Passive Aggressive Toothpick Flag Variety Pack

You are a fuck off with finesse. You don't need a sledgehammer. You have something better: plausible deniability and a very specific vocabulary.

The Passive Aggressive Toothpick Flag Pack is for the person who knows that 'Off You Fuck' lands harder than a straight 'Fuck Off.' Who understands that 'And a Happy Fuck Off to You' is somehow more cutting than anything direct. Who sends 'Fuck Eww' to the exact right person and doesn't need to explain it. Who plants a 'Summit of Fuck Off Mountain' flag at someone's desk and lets them figure out the rest.

The message is clear. The delivery is impeccable. That's the point.

Details:

• 12 total toothpick flags with 4 designs, 3 of each. Sophisticated. Efficient.
• 2.5" tall, toothpick-sized. Small enough to leave somewhere. Specific enough to mean something.
• Designs: Off You Fuck, For the Summit of Fuck Off Mountain, And a Happy Fuck Off to You, Fuck Eww
• 12 opportunities to be completely understood while maintaining total deniability
  

Perfect For:

The coworker who knows exactly what they did. The person at the party who doesn't need it spelled out. Anyone with a working knowledge of Schitt’s Creek. The friend who appreciates wit over volume. Gifting to someone who will immediately know which flag is for which person in their life.

Also for anyone who has ever said 'bless your heart' and meant it as a full dismissal. You know who you are.