Pollinators Welcome Garden Flag

Your garden has a guest list. The bees are on it. The butterflies are on it. The little beetles doing their thing in the dirt are absolutely on it. You know who is not on it? The neighborhood kids just cutting through. The dogs “helping” fertilize your lawn (we have a different flag for that). Linda from down the street who keeps looking in your garbage cans. We SEE you!

That’s right. Everybody else can fuck off.

The Pollinators Welcome Garden Flag makes this VERY clear from the moment anyone sets foot near your garden bed. The right guests know they are welcome. The wrong ones had fair warning.

Details:

• 100% polyester, 12″ x 17″. Big enough to be seen from the sidewalk, which is where Linda should stay.
• Pole hem design, lightweight and easy to swap out with the seasons. The position on pollinators is year round.
• One-sided print. The bees can read it. Annoying neighbors can read it. Everybody knows where they stand.
• Pole not included. The guest list very much is.

Perfect For: 

The gardener who has put genuine work into what is growing out there and would like the general public to respect it. Anyone currently maintaining a pollinator garden and also a very short list of people they want near it. The person who has had the "actually those are intentional" conversation with a neighbor one too many times and is done having it. A housewarming gift for the yard person in your life who also, separately, has a Linda situation. Anyone who has ever looked out their window and said oh my god what is she doing out there.