Dog Poop Fuck Off Toothpick Flags

You've left notes. You've been patient. You've had the internal monologue about this at least three times.

The Dog Poop Fuck Off Toothpick Flag is for the neighbor who has decided the cleanup policy doesn't apply to them specifically. Plant it at the scene. Leave it in the car vent if they park in front of your house. Leave it at the dog poop bag container that is fully stocked yet the poop remains. This is war and the poop is fucking winning!

Small flag. Very specific message. Entirely proportionate response.

Details:

• (10) 2.5" toothpick flags designed for one very specific and recurring situation
• Plant it at the scene, near the dog poop bag dispenser, at their house
• Small enough to be technically deniable. Specific enough that there is no actual ambiguity.
• You also really want to tell their dog you said hi.

Perfect For:

Anyone with a neighbor who has decided cleanup is optional. A sympathy gift for the friend who has been texting you about this for three weeks. Anyone who has ever seriously googled 'what to do about dog poop on my lawn.'