The To Whom It May Concern: Fuck Off Toothpick Flags are for the person who has sat through one too many all-hands meetings, received one too many passive aggressive emails, or spent one too many hours on a project that got cancelled with a single Slack message.
Professional format. Extremely unprofessional sentiment.
Details:
(6) 2.5" toothpick flag in official memo format - the most bureaucratic dismissal available
Fits in a desk pen holder, a keyboard, a suggestion box, or the exact right plant in a conference room
Technically correspondence.
Interoffice communication legend.
Perfect For:
Anyone currently employed anywhere. The coworker who is clearly counting down their days. Office White Elephant gift that everyone in the room will understand. A going-away gift for someone finally escaping corporate life. Remote workers who have been on too many unnecessary video calls. The friend just like going through it and hates everybody.
