There is a time for a fuck off with a smile. This is not one of those times.
These flags are for the worst of the worst - the major asshole you truly hate running into, who really needs to stop trying to make anything other than quiet rage a thing between you. The lunch thief. The garbage can mover. The general dick. Your friend's ex who keeps showing up at the same places. No subtlety required. No finesse needed. Just a clean, direct fuck off, delivered at toothpick scale.
Details:
12 total toothpick flags with 4 unique designs. If you don’t math - that is 3 flags of each design. We don’t judge.
2.5" tall, toothpick-sized. Pocketable, ready when you are
Great if you lose your voice but still need to communicate effectively
12 opportunities for righteous vengeance - we aren’t above being petty and neither should you.
Perfect For:
Your ex. Your nemesis. Your neighbor who is a piece of shit and moving soon so you can really burn that bridge before they are gone. A relative that just can’t get out of your way. Anyone who really occupies #1 - 12 on your shit list.
