Respectfully Fuck Off Flag

You were raised well. That is not in question. You say please and thank you and you have genuinely tried to be the bigger person more times than anyone should reasonably have to.

The Respectfully Fuck Off Flag is for when the manners are still technically present but the patience is completely gone. It says what needs to be said with just enough of a nod to civility that you can feel good about yourself on the way back inside.

Details:

• Large flag, lightweight polyester knit that carries the message wherever the wind takes it
• Two grommets for hanging on a porch, fence, or anywhere a polished but firm statement needs to fly
• One-sided print. Readable. Unambiguous. Technically civil.
• For the person who was told to be professional about it and found the exact right loophole

Perfect For: 

The neighbor situation that has been ongoing and is now officially at the using large ass flag stage. Anyone who needs to communicate to a wide audience simultaneously without having individual conversations about it. The friend who always handles things with grace and needs something that honors both the grace and the absolute end of their rope. Fly it proudly. You tried. You really, genuinely tried.