Put Your F*cking Drink Here Coaster

You are not asking for much. You have a nice table. You would like it to stay a nice table. You have mentioned the coaster. You have pointed at the coaster. You have watched someone look directly at the coaster and set their wet glass six inches to the left of it and you have had to make a choice about who you are in that moment.

This coaster makes that choice for you. Clear instructions. Right there on the surface. No follow up conversation required.

Details:

• Hardboard MDF: 0.12″ (3mm) with cork backing: 0.04″ (1mm)
• High-gloss top finish. Size: 3.74″ x 3.74″ x 0.16″. Rounded corners.
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, non-slip. Easy to clean.
• Stops water rings on the fucking table BRIAN. Use it.

Perfect For: 

Anyone who has watched someone set a drink directly on wood and had to do the internal math about whether to say something. The roommate situation that is mostly fine except for this one specific recurring thing. A housewarming gift that doubles as a house rule delivered on day one. The home bar that has a whole vibe going and would like people to respect it. Your friend who will put this out immediately, mean every word of it, and feel genuinely better every single time someone uses it correctly.