Not Today Fuck Off Flag

Some days you wake up and you are simply not available. Not for the noise, not for the nonsense, not for whatever it is that keeps showing up uninvited and acting like that is a normal thing to do.

The Not Today Fuck Off Flag is the advance notice you have been looking for. Hang it up before the day gets going and let it do the communicating for you. It is efficient. It is honest. It is already doing more than anyone deserves.

Details:

• Large flag, lightweight polyester knit that actually moves in the breeze so everyone in the vicinity gets the message
• Two grommets for easy hanging on a porch, fence, pole, or anywhere the declaration needs to be made
• One-sided print. Bold enough to be read from the street. Clear enough that there is no follow up question.
• The flag for people who have tried the polite version and are now trying this option.

Perfect For: 

The porch that needed to set the tone before visitors even make it to the door. Anyone coming off a week that has genuinely been a lot and needs the weekend to be different. A gift for the friend who texts you about it every single morning. The person who has boundaries and would like those boundaries to be visible from the sidewalk. Hang it on a bad stretch and take it down when things improve. Or just leave it up. Honestly both are valid.