No Special Occasion Greeting Card

There is not a place in the card section that really fits the mood. Save yourself the mindless wandering and stop right here. We’ve got you.

Just a feeling. Just the moment. Just a few choice words written down.

The No Special Occasion Greeting Card is for the times that don't fit in a cookie cutter category but absolutely needs to be said. You don't owe anyone a reason. You just need to get it out.

Outside: No Special Occasion

Inside: Just felt like saying fuck this.

Details:

• 4x6 greeting card with room inside to add whatever else needs saying. Or nothing. Nothing is also correct.
• Bland enough to leave on your desk. Pointed enough to make you smile when you look at it.
• Mailable. Giftable. Requires zero explanation to the right person.
• Pairs well with a bottle of wine, a pack of fuck off flags, or absolutely nothing at all

Perfect For:

Your co-worker who also just sat through that all hands and watched somebody get completely destroyed. You are in this together even if “in this” means collectively working on your resume together to go. When your friend’s marriage blows up and there isn’t really a sympathy card to say your old spouse really fucked you over. The sympathy card for when sympathy is a four letter word.