Mind Your Own Fucking Business Greeting Card

There is a whole section of cards for people you like. This is not that section.

You have smiled politely. Answered questions you didn’t really have any business being asked. You nodded politely through unsolicited opinions on a whole variety of things. You have been gracious about it. Like award-winning fucking gracious. Yet this little shit keeps coming for more. Not today fucker. Not. today.

Outside: Just a Friendly Reminder 

Inside: Mind Your Own Fucking Business.

Details:

• 4x6 greeting card. Looks like a polite note. Is not a polite note.
• Small enough to slip under a door. Specific enough that there is no confusion about what it means.
• Room for anything else that needs to be said. There is probably more to say.
• Mailable, giftable, and deeply satisfying to hand deliver directly

Perfect For:
The neighbor who has been volunteering their thoughts on your yard, your parking, your guests, and your general life choices since the day you moved in. The group chat member who cannot read a room or a tone or apparently a single social cue. The relative who treats your relationship status like a standing agenda item at every family gathering. The coworker who circles back on things that are not their circle to be back on. Anyone in your life who has needed to hear this for longer than you care to admit.