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Miami Neon Style Fuck Off Toothpick Flags

Miami Neon Style Fuck Off Toothpick Flags

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Some flags whisper. This one has a neon sign budget.

The Miami Neon Fuck Off Toothpick Flags bring the full energy of a South Beach neon sign to a toothpick. Bright. Loud. Impossible to miss. The exact opposite of subtle, and completely at peace with that. Mr. Worldwide would be so proud.

If you are going to say it, say it in neon.

Details:

  • (6) 2.5" toothpick flags with bold neon design
  • Works in a cocktail, a plant, a car vent, or anywhere that offers a fuck to give
  • Compact size. No subtlety whatsoever. Completely at peace with that.
  • The right move for bachelorette parties, birthday drinks, or any occasion that calls for a bit of woooo energy

Perfect For:

Anyone who communicates at full volume. The friend with the most personality in any room. A party favor for a bachelorette, birthday, or any occasion that deserves neon. The person whose desk already has too much going on and needs one more thing.

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