You were raised well. That doesn't mean you're not at the end of your rope.
The Kindly Fuck Off Toothpick Flags are for the person who wants to make their point without abandoning all civility - the message is still very clear, it just arrives with a thin veneer of manners that makes it somehow more cutting than the direct version.
Kindly. Firmly. Completely. Fuck Off.
Details:
(6) 2.5" toothpick flags - the most civil possible delivery of a completely firm message
Small enough for a desk, a plant, a meeting room centerpiece, or a passive aggressive gift wrap addition
The flag for people who were told to 'be professional about it' and found a loophole
Ideal when you need plausible deniability but also need to be understood
Perfect For:
The coworker who adds 'per my last email' to everything. When “their feedback is very important to you” but you also didn’t ask for it. Office gift exchanges. The friend who was told to 'be the bigger person' one too many times.
