Not a hint. Not a suggestion. Not a 'kindly please reconsider your choices.' Just the original, the classic, the one that covers every situation without needing to be specific about any of them.
The Fuck Off! Toothpick Flags packs a tiny punch of complete clarity on a stick.
Plant it. Leave it. Let it do the talking.
Details:
(6) 2.5" tall, toothpick flags - our first fuck off made, the og!
Fits in a pocket, plant pot, car vent, keyboard, lunch bag, or anywhere a point needs making.
No subtext. No ambiguity. The full message in two words.
Works as a standalone statement or the anchor of a larger gift.
Perfect For:
Anyone who is done explaining. People who tried the polite version and are now searching the internet for a Fuck Off flag (we see you). The friend who needs a gift that requires zero context. White elephant, gag gift, or personal use on a Tuesday.
