Not every dismissal needs to be dark. Some of them can be colorful. Maybe even make the person being a fucker smile.
The Fuck Off Over the Rainbow Toothpick Flags are perfect for those fuck offs that have a little happy under the rage. Great for the person you are not angry at, exactly - you just genuinely hope they find everything they are looking for, somewhere considerably far from here. It's optimistic. It's generous. It is still very much a fuck off.
Go. May it be wonderful. Way the fuck over there.
Details:
(6) 2.5" toothpick flags - our most optimistic fuck to give in the catalog
Colorful enough for celebrations, specific enough to mean something
For when you wish them well and also wish them gone
The rainbow is the destination. This flag is the directions.
Perfect For:
The ex you genuinely want to be happy, just not nearby. The friend group situation that has run its natural course. Anyone you are releasing rather than rejecting. That lucky bastard who finally is getting out of their soul sucking job but also leaving you behind. A cheerful but completely serious send-off for someone moving on - or someone you would like to move on.
