Fuck Eww Toothpick Flags
Fuck Eww Toothpick Flags
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Sometimes a little bit of Alexis is exactly what the moment calls for.
The Fuck Eww Toothpick Flag is for the person in your life who communicates entirely in Alexis Rose energy - effortlessly dismissive, impeccably styled, and completely clear about what they will not be tolerating today.
“I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star.” Either way - you are a little bit closer to fucking right off.
Details:
- (6) 2.5" toothpick flags - petite, like the energy that inspired it
- The gift that requires zero explanation to the right person and maximum explanation to everyone else
- For anyone who has watched the show and immediately pictured a specific person upon reading this
- A great gift addition that you can just fold in.
Perfect For:
Anyone named David. Schitt’s Creek fans. Food leftovers that have lingered too long. Messes that need cleaning. Roommate grievances.
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Who doesn't love adding a little Alexis sass to their day? These toothpick flags are the perfect tiny act of chaos — stuck one in a cupcake at a work potluck and got exactly the reaction I wanted. Small, well-made, and somehow instantly recognizable to anyone who's seen the show. 10/10 petty gift idea.