For You. Fuck Off. Greeting Card.

Give yourself a little credit here. You clicked around, looked at your options, and picked the one with the little sketched flowers on the front because you are not a monster to your core. That counts for something. Maybe they will honor the message since you did have a cute little sun on the back too. I mean it is above the little emoji flicking you off but HEY you tried!

Outside: For You
Inside: This is the nicest way I could say fuck off.

Details:

• 4x6 greeting card. Genuinely charming on the outside. Completely clear on the inside.
• The card that tried. It really did. And still landed exactly where it needed to.
• Room inside for anything else you would like to say.
• Nice enough to give at a party. Honest enough to mean something when they open it.

Perfect For: 

Anyone who deserves a fuck off but also deserves to know you put in a little effort first. A housewarming for the neighbor you are already done with. A going away gift for someone who is leaving and taking the drama with them, which: great, go, godspeed. The person you genuinely tried to be warm toward and this is as warm as it is going to get. They should appreciate the flowers. You really made an effort.