Everything Happens for a Reason Greeting Card

Well life went and gone crazy again this week. You wish your friend, neighbor, spouse, ex, had this prolific reason and they are going to learn from it and be stronger.

Life isn’t always that neat. Sometimes the universe comes along and just smacks you in the face.

Maybe they deserved it. Maybe the universe is a little shit that likes to see people cry. Listen - we don’t know. We just make the cards okay universe. Don’t come around here with all your crazy eyes.

Outside: Everything Happens for a Reason. 

Inside: And sometimes the reason is just: fuck you.

Details:

• 4x6 greeting card that starts in one direction and ends somewhere more realistic
• Space inside to fill in your extra color to the punchline, because there is usually something
• The card that does two things at once: solidarity and truth, in a single envelope
• Specific enough to mean something. Vague enough to cover almost anything.

Perfect For: 

The friend who is fully through the inspirational quote stage of whatever they are going through and needs someone to just say it. A layoff that came out of nowhere. A relationship that ended badly and without a good explanation. The situation your person has been processing for three months and is still not over and should not have to be over yet. The week that just went completely sideways with zero warning and zero justification. We don't know why the universe did this. We just made the card.