Everything Happens for a Reason, And Sometimes the Reason Is Just: Fuck You Greeting Card

The front keeps it sweet: “Everything Happens for a Reason.”
Then you open it and get the truth: “And sometimes the reason is just: fuck you.”

This card is for the moments when life hands out nonsense and the only appropriate response is dark humor and a little venom. Perfect for friends who cope with sarcasm, coworkers who get it, and anyone who’s had a week that deserves a punchline.

Great for birthdays, breakups, bad news, congratulations that feel suspicious, or just sending solidarity the only way you know how.

Details
Outside: “Everything Happens for a Reason”
Inside: “And sometimes the reason is just: fuck you.”
Blank space for your own message (because you’ll probably have more to say)