Cancer Can Fuck Off Toothpick Flags

Cancer doesn't care about your plans. Your people. Your timeline. Cancer is a selfish prick.

The Cancer Can Fuck Off Toothpick Flags are the small, honest thing you give when 'thinking of you' doesn't cover it and a stupid ribbon feels insufficient. It says the thing everyone in the room is thinking. Also provides a mechanism for frustration - we personally have stabbed lemons, pineapples and popsicles to make ourselves feel a little better.

Not a hug. Not a pink bow. Just the honest thing, at toothpick scale.

Details:

• (10) 2.5" toothpick flags - small enough for a hospital bag, a chemo bag, a windowsill, or a care package
• Works for any cancer. All of them can fuck off.
• The thing you give when a card feels insufficient and a ribbon feels tone-deaf
• For fighters, survivors, and everyone sitting in a waiting room who needs something honest 

Perfect For:

Cancer patients, survivors, and caregivers. Anyone sitting in a waiting room. Someone who needs a gift that doesn't feel clinical or insufficient. A care package addition that lands differently than a candle. The person who needs to know that everyone sees what they are up against.