Not all fuck offs are created equal. There is the subtle whisper. There is the loud rant with a middle finger. And there is everything in between.
The All the Fucks to Give Toothpick Flags Assortment covers your bases from quiet to in your face. You are not a robot. You are a person. And that person needs 12 different ways to say fuck off - and we are not going to stand in your way.
Nobody wants to be fenced in to one fuck off style when life keeps handing you so many different situations. Be you. Be specific. Never run out of a fuck to give.
Details:
12 unique designs, one for almost every situation life is currently throwing at you
2.5" tall, toothpick-sized. Fits in a pocket, a cup holder, a plant pot, or anywhere else a point needs to be made
12 flags. 12 moments of petty, specific, deeply satisfying communication
12 opportunities to also get your own Fuck Off flag back. You see how we made that happen. They’re a fucker. You’re a fucker. Everybody gets to fuck off.
Perfect For:
The friend who just needs options. White elephant parties. A birthday gift for someone entering a new decade. The newly retired, the newly divorced, the newly unbothered. People who like to be prepared. Foul-mouthed friends who like to leave a mark.
Probably NOT for work - unless you are on your way out. If so, hell, let us know. We may send extra. Those fuckers deserve it.
