For the Summit of Fuck Off Mountain Toothpick Flags

The moment you have been waiting for. Getting to tell this asshole exactly where they need to go and guess what - it is low oxygen and far away from you.

The For the Summit of Fuck Off Mountain Toothpick Flags are the perfect definitive statement to put an end to the niceities, fake smiles and awkward run ins. Keep at the ready for whenever you have been longing to say you saw this thing and thought of them and hand them a perfectly timed/themed fuck off.

Now go. Fuck off. Forever and far away. 

Details:

• (6) 2.5” toothpick flags designed for you to never have to speak to this person again
• Ideal for those jerks you would like to send high a top fuck off mountain but also don’t like mountaineering yourself so like why is this adding work to your plate? 
• Small enough to keep in your pocket, purse, wallet, car - so you are prepared at the right moment
• The last word at the end of a toxic situation. 

Perfect For:

A shitty old boss. The co-worker who drove the bus over you one too many times and you are over it. The outdoor enthusiast who may see this as a challenge and thinks you have given them some weird fucking challenge to go plant this flag at some geo-cache location. Whatever - people are weird.