Ideas for Fucking Off

10 Funny Housewarming Gifts for Anyone Who Has to Live With Other People

10 Funny Housewarming Gifts for Anyone Who Has ...

Most housewarming gifts are a candle nobody asked for. The closet/shelf full of various scent competing candles just stares at you once the party is over. Meanwhile a few weeks...

10 Funny Housewarming Gifts for Anyone Who Has ...

Most housewarming gifts are a candle nobody asked for. The closet/shelf full of various scent competing candles just stares at you once the party is over. Meanwhile a few weeks...

Why You Should Never Leave the House Without a Fuck Off Flag in Your Glove Box

Why You Should Never Leave the House Without a ...

You have jumper cables in there. A tire gauge you've used exactly once. Some napkins from a drive-thru three years ago. And yet the one thing that would actually get...

Why You Should Never Leave the House Without a ...

You have jumper cables in there. A tire gauge you've used exactly once. Some napkins from a drive-thru three years ago. And yet the one thing that would actually get...

A Fuck Off for Every Summer Occasion: Cookouts, Pools, Group Trips and Weddings

A Fuck Off for Every Summer Occasion: Cookouts,...

Every summer occasion comes with a person determined to ruin it. Here's the right fuck off flag for cookouts, pools, group trips, and weddings.

A Fuck Off for Every Summer Occasion: Cookouts,...

Every summer occasion comes with a person determined to ruin it. Here's the right fuck off flag for cookouts, pools, group trips, and weddings.

When You Can't Find The Words...Other Than Fuck Off

When You Can't Find The Words...Other Than Fuck...

We get it. People are assholes and sometimes you want a better retort than the plain and effective Fuck Off. You found the right place. Because here's the thing: a...

When You Can't Find The Words...Other Than Fuck...

We get it. People are assholes and sometimes you want a better retort than the plain and effective Fuck Off. You found the right place. Because here's the thing: a...

Crime and Poo-nishment: When to Use Dog Poop Markers and Flags

Crime and Poo-nishment: When to Use Dog Poop Ma...

A tale as old as time. You are enjoying your coffee, looking out the window at your freshly mowed lawn and here comes Suzie and her giant husky leaving a...

Crime and Poo-nishment: When to Use Dog Poop Ma...

A tale as old as time. You are enjoying your coffee, looking out the window at your freshly mowed lawn and here comes Suzie and her giant husky leaving a...

How to Not Get Invited Back to Game Night

How to Not Get Invited Back to Game Night

The innocent ask. Brad and Marcus are hosting game night. Sounds fun. Let’s bring a game. What could go wrong? Besides fucking dominating every game offered, here are some other ways...

How to Not Get Invited Back to Game Night

The innocent ask. Brad and Marcus are hosting game night. Sounds fun. Let’s bring a game. What could go wrong? Besides fucking dominating every game offered, here are some other ways...