{"product_id":"the-real-fucker-toothpick-flag-variety-pack","title":"The Real Fucker Toothpick Flag Variety Pack","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere is a time for a fuck off with a smile. This is not one of those times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese flags are for the worst of the worst - the major asshole you truly hate running into, who really needs to stop trying to make anything other than quiet rage a thing between you. The lunch thief. The garbage can mover. The general dick. Your friend's ex who keeps showing up at the same places. No subtlety required. No finesse needed. Just a clean, direct fuck off, delivered at toothpick scale.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 total toothpick flags with 4 unique designs. If you don’t math - that is 3 flags of each design. We don’t judge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" tall, toothpick-sized. Pocketable, ready when you are\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat if you lose your voice but still need to communicate effectively\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 opportunities for righteous vengeance - we aren’t above being petty and neither should you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour ex. Your nemesis. Your neighbor who is a piece of shit and moving soon so you can really burn that bridge before they are gone. A relative that just can’t get out of your way. Anyone who really occupies #1 - 12 on your shit list. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42692325376051,"sku":"","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/TheRealFucker-Miami.png?v=1773272544","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/the-real-fucker-toothpick-flag-variety-pack","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}