{"product_id":"the-passive-aggressive-toothpick-flag-variety-pack","title":"The Passive Aggressive Toothpick Flag Variety Pack","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are a fuck off with finesse. You don't need a sledgehammer. You have something better: plausible deniability and a very specific vocabulary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Passive Aggressive Toothpick Flag Pack is for the person who knows that 'Off You Fuck' lands harder than a straight 'Fuck Off.' Who understands that 'And a Happy Fuck Off to You' is somehow more cutting than anything direct. Who sends 'Fuck Eww' to the exact right person and doesn't need to explain it. Who plants a 'Summit of Fuck Off Mountain' flag at someone's desk and lets them figure out the rest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe message is clear. The delivery is impeccable. That's the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 total toothpick flags with 4 designs, 3 of each. Sophisticated. Efficient.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" tall, toothpick-sized. Small enough to leave somewhere. Specific enough to mean something.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigns: Off You Fuck, For the Summit of Fuck Off Mountain, And a Happy Fuck Off to You, Fuck Eww\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e12 opportunities to be completely understood while maintaining total deniability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe coworker who knows exactly what they did. The person at the party who doesn't need it spelled out. Anyone with a working knowledge of Schitt’s Creek. The friend who appreciates wit over volume. Gifting to someone who will immediately know which flag is for which person in their life. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso for anyone who has ever said 'bless your heart' and meant it as a full dismissal. You know who you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693644189747,"sku":"ELEVATEFOFF","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/OffYouFuckSoap.png?v=1773089182","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/the-passive-aggressive-toothpick-flag-variety-pack","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}