{"product_id":"the-nice-ish-fuck-off-toothpick-flag-pack","title":"The Nice-ish Fuck Off Toothpick Flag Pack","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are mad. Not burn-it-all-down mad. More like I-see-exactly-what-you-did-and-I-want-you-to-know-that-I-see-it mad.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr maybe you are burn-it-all-down mad - we aren’t trying to tell you how to feel. We are solution oriented. What we do know is that sometimes a fuck off lands better when it comes with a smile. These flags do that. Softer. Gentler. Still completely clear about where things stand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 designs that say fuck off with a smile, 3 of each, 12 total flags. What a deal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" tall, toothpick-sized. Ready in your desk, car, pocket, purse - wherever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 opportunities to stand up for yourself and tell people exactly what you are thinking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSelf assuredness that you have 12 fucks to give at a moment’s notice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA line cutter. The shitty parking job. The garbage cans blocking your driveway. The bottom of the unlined garbage can. Susan and her reply-all emails. Okay - maybe we are getting too specific. You get it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693618106419,"sku":"ELEVATED","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/ElevatedFuckOffFlag-FuckYouVeryMuch.png?v=1772298836","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/the-nice-ish-fuck-off-toothpick-flag-pack","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}