{"product_id":"pollinators-welcome-garden-flag","title":"Pollinators Welcome Garden Flag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour garden has a guest list. The bees are on it. The butterflies are on it. The little beetles doing their thing in the dirt are absolutely on it. You know who is not on it? The neighborhood kids just cutting through. The dogs “helping” fertilize your lawn (we have a different \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/dog-poop-fuck-off-toothpick-flags\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eflag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for that). Linda from down the street who keeps looking in your garbage cans. We SEE you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s right. Everybody else can fuck off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Pollinators Welcome Garden Flag makes this VERY clear from the moment anyone sets foot near your garden bed. The right guests know they are welcome. The wrong ones had fair warning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% polyester, 12″ x 17″. Big enough to be seen from the sidewalk, which is where Linda should stay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePole hem design, lightweight and easy to swap out with the seasons. The position on pollinators is year round.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. The bees can read it. Annoying neighbors can read it. Everybody knows where they stand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePole not included. The guest list very much is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe gardener who has put genuine work into what is growing out there and would like the general public to respect it. Anyone currently maintaining a pollinator garden and also a very short list of people they want near it. The person who has had the \"actually those are intentional\" conversation with a neighbor one too many times and is done having it. A housewarming gift for the yard person in your life who also, separately, has a Linda situation. Anyone who has ever looked out their window and said oh my god what is she doing out there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44015236382771,"sku":"9042812_19211","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/garden-flag-white-12x17-front-697e3349ae072.jpg?v=1774541278","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/pollinators-welcome-garden-flag","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}