{"product_id":"no-special-occasion-greeting-card","title":"No Special Occasion Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere is not a place in the card section that really fits the mood. Save yourself the mindless wandering and stop right here. We’ve got you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust a feeling. Just the moment. Just a few choice words written down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe No Special Occasion Greeting Card\u003c\/em\u003e is for the times that don't fit in a cookie cutter category but absolutely needs to be said. You don't owe anyone a reason. You just need to get it out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOutside\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: No Special Occasion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eInside\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Just felt like saying fuck this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4x6 greeting card with room inside to add whatever else needs saying. Or nothing. Nothing is also correct.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBland enough to leave on your desk. Pointed enough to make you smile when you look at it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMailable. Giftable. Requires zero explanation to the right person.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePairs well with a bottle of wine, a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/collections\/tiny-fucks-to-give\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003epack of fuck off flags\u003c\/a\u003e, or absolutely nothing at all\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour co-worker who also just sat through that all hands and watched somebody get completely destroyed. You are in this together even if “in this” means collectively working on your resume together to go. When your friend’s marriage blows up and there isn’t really a sympathy card to say your old spouse really fucked you over. The sympathy card for when sympathy is a four letter word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44063383093299,"sku":"7099031_14457","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/greeting-card-4x6-front-6998b86d9af99.jpg?v=1771616395","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/no-special-occasion-greeting-card","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}