{"product_id":"mind-your-own-fucking-business-greeting-card","title":"Mind Your Own Fucking Business Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere is a whole section of cards for people you like. This is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that section.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou have smiled politely. Answered questions you didn’t really have any business being asked. You nodded politely through unsolicited opinions on a whole variety of things. You have been gracious about it. Like award-winning fucking gracious. Yet this little shit keeps coming for more. Not today fucker. Not. today.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOutside\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Just a Friendly Reminder \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eInside\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Mind Your Own Fucking Business.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4x6 greeting card. Looks like a polite note. Is not a polite note.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall enough to slip under a door. Specific enough that there is no confusion about what it means.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoom for anything else that needs to be said. There is probably more to say.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMailable, giftable, and deeply satisfying to hand deliver directly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003cbr\u003eThe neighbor who has been volunteering their thoughts on your yard, your parking, your guests, and your general life choices since the day you moved in. The group chat member who cannot read a room or a tone or apparently a single social cue. The relative who treats your relationship status like a standing agenda item at every family gathering. The coworker who circles back on things that are not their circle to be back on. Anyone in your life who has needed to hear this for longer than you care to admit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fuck Off Flags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43924895596595,"sku":"5521513_14457","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/greeting-card-4x6-front-696febad5bdb6.jpg?v=1774296689","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/mind-your-own-fucking-business-greeting-card","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}