{"product_id":"logan-roy-energy-greeting-card","title":"Logan Roy Energy Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo speech. No explanation. No long look that invites discussion or a follow up conversation about feelings. Just a man who knew what he thought, said it, and left the room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome moments call for exactly that energy. This card delivers it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eOutside\u003c\/em\u003e: [image of a man who screaming]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eInside\u003c\/em\u003e: Fuck Off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4x6 greeting card for the moment that is past the pleasantries and into the final word\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo words inside. Both of them necessary. Neither of them up for debate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank space inside if you have more to add, though the card has already covered the essentials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor anyone who has watched a powerful man tell a room full of people exactly where to go and thought: yes, that is the energy I need right now\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bad boss you are finally done managing around. The ex who keeps showing up where they are not welcome and needs something more direct than a look. Anyone leaving a toxic job, a bad situation, or a relationship that ran well past its expiration date. The friend who has been saying they are done and finally means it. A going away gift for someone getting out. The perfect card to slide across a desk on your last day. You know the day. It is coming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44136781119539,"sku":"5898174_14457","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/greeting-card-4x6-front-69c1a9aa792ae.jpg?v=1774299801","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/logan-roy-energy-greeting-card","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}