{"product_id":"if-you-can-read-this-ring-camera-watching-double-sided-garden-flag","title":"If You Can Read This \/ Ring Camera Watching Double-Sided Garden Flag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou have your little slice of heaven. And they have theirs. Never the two shall meet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo more snooping in the garbage cans. No more stopping by when you are finally enjoying your own porch on a nice day. No more \"dropping off\" the newspaper like that is a thing anyone asked for. If you wanted to talk to them you would. You have not. That is the whole message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe flag goes in the ground this weekend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eFront\u003c\/em\u003e: If You Can Read This Get the Fuck Off My Lawn \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eBack\u003c\/em\u003e: The Ring Camera is Watching Stay the Fuck Off My Lawn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo sides because some people need the warning on the way in and the reminder on the way out. The camera is rolling either way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% polyester, 12″ x 17″. Double-sided so the message is waiting for them coming and going\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePole hem, lightweight, goes exactly where the problem keeps happening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause a strongly worded look out the window did absolutely nothing and this is the next logical step\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePole not included. The footage from last Thursday however is saved and available.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who has opened their Ring app and had genuine feelings about what was on it. The neighbor whose definition of property lines is creative at best. The friend who has been sending you camera screenshots for months and needs to know you see it and are fully outraged on their behalf. Anyone who bought a Ring camera, watched the first week of footage, and immediately realized they needed more infrastructure out there. A housewarming gift for someone moving somewhere new who would like to establish the vibe on day one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43915312889907,"sku":"6808311_19211","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/garden-flag-white-12x17-front-696ad8ed6f99d.jpg?v=1768610055","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/if-you-can-read-this-ring-camera-watching-double-sided-garden-flag","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}