{"product_id":"fuck-off-toothpick-flags","title":"Fuck Off! Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes there is nothing more to say.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot a hint. Not a suggestion. Not a 'kindly please reconsider your choices.' Just the original, the classic, the one that covers every situation without needing to be specific about any of them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Fuck Off! Toothpick Flags packs a tiny punch of complete clarity on a stick. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlant it. Leave it. Let it do the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" tall, toothpick flags - our first fuck off made, the og!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFits in a pocket, plant pot, car vent, keyboard, lunch bag, or anywhere a point needs making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo subtext. No ambiguity. The full message in two words.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eWorks as a standalone statement or the anchor of a larger gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who is done explaining. People who tried the polite version and are now searching the internet for a Fuck Off flag (we see you). The friend who needs a gift that requires zero context. White elephant, gag gift, or personal use on a Tuesday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42544603529267,"sku":"FCKOFF1","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/FuckOffonCarWindshield.png?v=1773268061","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/fuck-off-toothpick-flags","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}