{"product_id":"for-you-fuck-off-greeting-card","title":"For You. Fuck Off. Greeting Card.","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive yourself a little credit here. You clicked around, looked at your options, and picked the one with the little sketched flowers on the front because you are not a monster to your core. That counts for something. Maybe they will honor the message since you did have a cute little sun on the back too. I mean it is above the little emoji flicking you off but HEY you tried!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOutside\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: For You \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eInside\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: This is the nicest way I could say fuck off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4x6 greeting card. Genuinely charming on the outside. Completely clear on the inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe card that tried. It really did. And still landed exactly where it needed to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoom inside for anything else you would like to say.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNice enough to give at a party. Honest enough to mean something when they open it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who deserves a fuck off but also deserves to know you put in a little effort first. A housewarming for the neighbor you are already done with. A going away gift for someone who is leaving and taking the drama with them, which: great, go, godspeed. The person you genuinely tried to be warm toward and this is as warm as it is going to get. They should appreciate the flowers. You really made an effort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44136778104883,"sku":"6760992_14457","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/greeting-card-4x6-front-69c1a65770283.jpg?v=1774298910","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/for-you-fuck-off-greeting-card","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}