{"product_id":"everything-happens-for-a-reason-greeting-card","title":"Everything Happens for a Reason Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell life went and gone crazy again this week. You wish your friend, neighbor, spouse, ex, had this prolific reason and they are going to learn from it and be stronger. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLife isn’t always that neat. Sometimes the universe comes along and just smacks you in the face. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe they deserved it. Maybe the universe is a little shit that likes to see people cry. Listen - we don’t know. We just make the cards okay universe. Don’t come around here with all your crazy eyes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOutside\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Everything Happens for a Reason. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eInside\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: And sometimes the reason is just: fuck you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4x6 greeting card that starts in one direction and ends somewhere more realistic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpace inside to fill in your extra color to the punchline, because there is usually something\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe card that does two things at once: solidarity and truth, in a single envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecific enough to mean something. Vague enough to cover almost anything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe friend who is fully through the inspirational quote stage of whatever they are going through and needs someone to just say it. A layoff that came out of nowhere. A relationship that ended badly and without a good explanation. The situation your person has been processing for three months and is still not over and should not have to be over yet. The week that just went completely sideways with zero warning and zero justification. We don't know why the universe did this. We just made the card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fuck Off Flags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43924876427315,"sku":"5172716_14457","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/greeting-card-4x6-front-696fe4a18957d.jpg?v=1774297730","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/everything-happens-for-a-reason-greeting-card","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}