{"title":"Variety of Fucks","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"all-the-fucks-to-give-assortment","title":"All the Fucks to Give Toothpick Flags Assortment","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot all fuck offs are created equal. There is the subtle whisper. There is the loud rant with a middle finger. And there is everything in between.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe All the Fucks to Give Toothpick Flags Assortment covers your bases from quiet to in your face. You are not a robot. You are a person. And that person needs 12 different ways to say fuck off - and we are not going to stand in your way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNobody wants to be fenced in to one fuck off style when life keeps handing you so many different situations. Be you. Be specific. Never run out of a fuck to give.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 unique designs, one for almost every situation life is currently throwing at you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" tall, toothpick-sized. Fits in a pocket, a cup holder, a plant pot, or anywhere else a point needs to be made\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 flags. 12 moments of petty, specific, deeply satisfying communication\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 opportunities to also get your own Fuck Off flag back. You see how we made that happen. They’re a fucker. You’re a fucker. Everybody gets to fuck off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe friend who just needs options. White elephant parties. A birthday gift for someone entering a new decade. The newly retired, the newly divorced, the newly unbothered. People who like to be prepared. Foul-mouthed friends who like to leave a mark. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProbably NOT for work - unless you are on your way out. If so, hell, let us know. We may send extra. Those fuckers deserve it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42682073677875,"sku":"ALLTOGIVE","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/AlltheFucks4.png?v=1772296889"},{"product_id":"the-real-fucker-toothpick-flag-variety-pack","title":"The Real Fucker Toothpick Flag Variety Pack","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere is a time for a fuck off with a smile. This is not one of those times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese flags are for the worst of the worst - the major asshole you truly hate running into, who really needs to stop trying to make anything other than quiet rage a thing between you. The lunch thief. The garbage can mover. The general dick. Your friend's ex who keeps showing up at the same places. No subtlety required. No finesse needed. Just a clean, direct fuck off, delivered at toothpick scale.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 total toothpick flags with 4 unique designs. If you don’t math - that is 3 flags of each design. We don’t judge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" tall, toothpick-sized. Pocketable, ready when you are\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat if you lose your voice but still need to communicate effectively\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 opportunities for righteous vengeance - we aren’t above being petty and neither should you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour ex. Your nemesis. Your neighbor who is a piece of shit and moving soon so you can really burn that bridge before they are gone. A relative that just can’t get out of your way. Anyone who really occupies #1 - 12 on your shit list. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42692325376051,"sku":"","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/TheRealFucker-Miami.png?v=1773272544"},{"product_id":"the-nice-ish-fuck-off-toothpick-flag-pack","title":"The Nice-ish Fuck Off Toothpick Flag Pack","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are mad. Not burn-it-all-down mad. More like I-see-exactly-what-you-did-and-I-want-you-to-know-that-I-see-it mad.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr maybe you are burn-it-all-down mad - we aren’t trying to tell you how to feel. We are solution oriented. What we do know is that sometimes a fuck off lands better when it comes with a smile. These flags do that. Softer. Gentler. Still completely clear about where things stand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 designs that say fuck off with a smile, 3 of each, 12 total flags. What a deal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" tall, toothpick-sized. Ready in your desk, car, pocket, purse - wherever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 opportunities to stand up for yourself and tell people exactly what you are thinking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSelf assuredness that you have 12 fucks to give at a moment’s notice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA line cutter. The shitty parking job. The garbage cans blocking your driveway. The bottom of the unlined garbage can. Susan and her reply-all emails. Okay - maybe we are getting too specific. You get it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693618106419,"sku":"ELEVATED","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/ElevatedFuckOffFlag-FuckYouVeryMuch.png?v=1772298836"},{"product_id":"the-passive-aggressive-toothpick-flag-variety-pack","title":"The Passive Aggressive Toothpick Flag Variety Pack","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are a fuck off with finesse. You don't need a sledgehammer. You have something better: plausible deniability and a very specific vocabulary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Passive Aggressive Toothpick Flag Pack is for the person who knows that 'Off You Fuck' lands harder than a straight 'Fuck Off.' Who understands that 'And a Happy Fuck Off to You' is somehow more cutting than anything direct. Who sends 'Fuck Eww' to the exact right person and doesn't need to explain it. Who plants a 'Summit of Fuck Off Mountain' flag at someone's desk and lets them figure out the rest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe message is clear. The delivery is impeccable. That's the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 total toothpick flags with 4 designs, 3 of each. Sophisticated. Efficient.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" tall, toothpick-sized. Small enough to leave somewhere. Specific enough to mean something.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigns: Off You Fuck, For the Summit of Fuck Off Mountain, And a Happy Fuck Off to You, Fuck Eww\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e12 opportunities to be completely understood while maintaining total deniability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe coworker who knows exactly what they did. The person at the party who doesn't need it spelled out. Anyone with a working knowledge of Schitt’s Creek. The friend who appreciates wit over volume. Gifting to someone who will immediately know which flag is for which person in their life. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso for anyone who has ever said 'bless your heart' and meant it as a full dismissal. You know who you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693644189747,"sku":"ELEVATEFOFF","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/OffYouFuckSoap.png?v=1773089182"}],"url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/collections\/variety-of-fucks.oembed","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}