{"title":"Single Fucks to Give","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"fuck-off-toothpick-flags","title":"Fuck Off! Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes there is nothing more to say.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot a hint. Not a suggestion. Not a 'kindly please reconsider your choices.' Just the original, the classic, the one that covers every situation without needing to be specific about any of them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Fuck Off! Toothpick Flags packs a tiny punch of complete clarity on a stick. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlant it. Leave it. Let it do the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" tall, toothpick flags - our first fuck off made, the og!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFits in a pocket, plant pot, car vent, keyboard, lunch bag, or anywhere a point needs making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo subtext. No ambiguity. The full message in two words.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eWorks as a standalone statement or the anchor of a larger gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who is done explaining. People who tried the polite version and are now searching the internet for a Fuck Off flag (we see you). The friend who needs a gift that requires zero context. White elephant, gag gift, or personal use on a Tuesday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42544603529267,"sku":"FCKOFF1","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/FuckOffonCarWindshield.png?v=1773268061"},{"product_id":"kindly-fuck-off-toothpick-flags","title":"Kindly Fuck Off Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou were raised well. That doesn't mean you're not at the end of your rope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Kindly Fuck Off Toothpick Flags are for the person who wants to make their point without abandoning all civility - the message is still very clear, it just arrives with a thin veneer of manners that makes it somehow more cutting than the direct version.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKindly. Firmly. Completely. Fuck Off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flags - the most civil possible delivery of a completely firm message\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall enough for a desk, a plant, a meeting room centerpiece, or a passive aggressive gift wrap addition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe flag for people who were told to 'be professional about it' and found a loophole\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eIdeal when you need plausible deniability but also need to be understood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe coworker who adds 'per my last email' to everything. When “their feedback is very important to you” but you also didn’t ask for it. Office gift exchanges. The friend who was told to 'be the bigger person' one too many times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42544603889715,"sku":"KINDLY1","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/KindlyFuckOffLunchbox.png?v=1774553191"},{"product_id":"off-you-fuck-toothpick-flags","title":"Off You Fuck Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen a standard fuck off just isn’t enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOff You Fuck Toothpick Flags add a little extra flair to your message without diluting the point. Designed for moments when someone is truly getting under your skin and deserves a more expressive send-off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrust us. They’ll get the message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flag - a dismissal, not a confrontation\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe slight delay between reading it and getting it is the whole point\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the person you are done explaining yourself to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStands alone or pairs perfectly with a middle finger\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat annoying co-worker who will “actually” and “literally” lead you to buying this just to get called into HR and then also give it to them in that blaze of I’m done walk out energy. Wow. You really need this. We are here for you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42544604610611,"sku":"OFFYOUFCK1","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/OffYouFuck_6.png?v=1773272470"},{"product_id":"to-whom-it-may-concern-fuck-off","title":"To Whom It May Concern: Fuck Off Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAddressed to no one. Intended for everyone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe To Whom It May Concern: Fuck Off Toothpick Flags are for the person who has sat through one too many all-hands meetings, received one too many passive aggressive emails, or spent one too many hours on a project that got cancelled with a single Slack message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProfessional format. Extremely unprofessional sentiment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flag in official memo format - the most bureaucratic dismissal available\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFits in a desk pen holder, a keyboard, a suggestion box, or the exact right plant in a conference room\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTechnically correspondence. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eInteroffice communication legend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone currently employed anywhere. The coworker who is clearly counting down their days. Office White Elephant gift that everyone in the room will understand. A going-away gift for someone finally escaping corporate life. Remote workers who have been on too many unnecessary video calls. The friend just like going through it and hates everybody.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42544605036595,"sku":"TOWHOM1","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/ToWhomitMayConcernConversationHearts.png?v=1773273648"},{"product_id":"for-the-summit-of-fuck-off-mountain-toothpick-flags","title":"For the Summit of Fuck Off Mountain Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe moment you have been waiting for. Getting to tell this asshole exactly where they need to go and guess what - it is low oxygen and far away from you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe For the Summit of Fuck Off Mountain Toothpick Flags are the perfect definitive statement to put an end to the niceities, fake smiles and awkward run ins. Keep at the ready for whenever you have been longing to say you saw this thing and thought of them and hand them a perfectly timed\/themed fuck off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow go. Fuck off. Forever and far away. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(6) 2.5” toothpick flags designed for you to never have to speak to this person again\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for those jerks you would like to send high a top fuck off mountain but also don’t like mountaineering yourself so like why is this adding work to your plate? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall enough to keep in your pocket, purse, wallet, car - so you are prepared at the right moment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe last word at the end of a toxic situation. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA shitty old boss. The co-worker who drove the bus over you one too many times and you are over it. The outdoor enthusiast who may see this as a challenge and thinks you have given them some weird fucking challenge to go plant this flag at some geo-cache location. Whatever - people are weird.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-76e5038d-7fff-66f3-1ebc-29457d9063cd\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42544613392435,"sku":"MOUNTAIN1","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/FortheSummitFlagonSleepingBag.png?v=1773267433"},{"product_id":"dog-poop-fuck-off-toothpick-flags","title":"Dog Poop Fuck Off Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou've left notes. You've been patient. You've had the internal monologue about this at least three times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Dog Poop Fuck Off Toothpick Flag is for the neighbor who has decided the cleanup policy doesn't apply to them specifically. Plant it at the scene. Leave it in the car vent if they park in front of your house. Leave it at the dog poop bag container that is fully stocked yet the poop remains. This is war and the poop is fucking winning!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall flag. Very specific message. Entirely proportionate response.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flags designed for one very specific and recurring situation\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlant it at the scene, near the dog poop bag dispenser, at their house\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall enough to be technically deniable. Specific enough that there is no actual ambiguity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eYou also really want to tell their dog you said hi.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone with a neighbor who has decided cleanup is optional. A sympathy gift for the friend who has been texting you about this for three weeks. Anyone who has ever seriously googled 'what to do about dog poop on my lawn.'\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42682088947763,"sku":"DOGPOO","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/Easter_Egg_Basket.png?v=1775248303"},{"product_id":"cancer-can-fuck-off-toothpick-flags","title":"Cancer Can Fuck Off Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCancer doesn't care about your plans. Your people. Your timeline. Cancer is a selfish prick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Cancer Can Fuck Off Toothpick Flags are the small, honest thing you give when 'thinking of you' doesn't cover it and a stupid ribbon feels insufficient. It says the thing everyone in the room is thinking. Also provides a mechanism for frustration - we personally have stabbed lemons, pineapples and popsicles to make ourselves feel a little better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot a hug. Not a pink bow. Just the honest thing, at toothpick scale.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(10) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flags - small enough for a hospital bag, a chemo bag, a windowsill, or a care package\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWorks for any cancer. All of them can fuck off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe thing you give when a card feels insufficient and a ribbon feels tone-deaf\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFor fighters, survivors, and everyone sitting in a waiting room who needs something honest \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCancer patients, survivors, and caregivers. Anyone sitting in a waiting room. Someone who needs a gift that doesn't feel clinical or insufficient. A care package addition that lands differently than a candle. The person who needs to know that everyone sees what they are up against.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42682092355635,"sku":"FOFFCANCER","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/CancerCanFuckOffFlaginaLemon.png?v=1773265985"},{"product_id":"block-letter-fuck-off-toothpick-flags","title":"Block Letter Fuck Off Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome designs are subtle. Some are clever. This one is simply fuck off in block letters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Block Letter Fuck Off Toothpick Flags are for the moments that don't require finesse - when the situation is clear, the feelings are definitive and what you want is something that says exactly that in the biggest, most readable letters that a toothpick will allow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean. Bold. Unmistakable. Fuck Off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flags with bold block letter design - maximum legibility at minimum size\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReadable from further away than you'd expect for something this small\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe no-frills option for people who appreciate that the direct approach is also the best approach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePairs well with a going-away card, a resignation cake, or the inside of someone's desk drawer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe person who has no time for subtlety. Anyone who appreciates a clean, direct aesthetic. White elephant gift for the colleague everyone wishes they could say it to without another fucking note from HR (they suck HR - deal with it). The desk that needs a statement piece. People with bad vision and shouldn’t need to pull out their readers to be able be told to Fuck Off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693536677939,"sku":"BLOCKFOFF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/BlockFuckOffBouquet.png?v=1773265509"},{"product_id":"miami-neon-style-fuck-off-toothpick-flags","title":"Miami Neon Style Fuck Off Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome flags whisper. This one has a neon sign budget.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Miami Neon Fuck Off Toothpick Flags bring the full energy of a South Beach neon sign to a toothpick. Bright. Loud. Impossible to miss. The exact opposite of subtle, and completely at peace with that. Mr. Worldwide would be so proud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you are going to say it, say it in neon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flags with bold neon design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWorks in a cocktail, a plant, a car vent, or anywhere that offers a fuck to give\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompact size. No subtlety whatsoever. Completely at peace with that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe right move for bachelorette parties, birthday drinks, or any occasion that calls for a bit of woooo energy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who communicates at full volume. The friend with the most personality in any room. A party favor for a bachelorette, birthday, or any occasion that deserves neon. The person whose desk already has too much going on and needs one more thing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693558239283,"sku":"MIAMIFOFF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/AllTheFuckstoGive-5MiamiFuckOff.png?v=1773263550"},{"product_id":"fuck-off-over-the-rainbow-toothpick-flags","title":"Fuck Off Over the Rainbow Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot every dismissal needs to be dark. Some of them can be colorful. Maybe even make the person being a fucker smile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Fuck Off Over the Rainbow Toothpick Flags are perfect for those fuck offs that have a little happy under the rage. Great for the person you are not angry at, exactly - you just genuinely hope they find everything they are looking for, somewhere considerably far from here. It's optimistic. It's generous. It is still very much a fuck off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGo. May it be wonderful. Way the fuck over there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flags - our most optimistic fuck to give in the catalog\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColorful enough for celebrations, specific enough to mean something\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor when you wish them well and also wish them gone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe rainbow is the destination. This flag is the directions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe ex you genuinely want to be happy, just not nearby. The friend group situation that has run its natural course. Anyone you are releasing rather than rejecting. That lucky bastard who finally is getting out of their soul sucking job but also leaving you behind. A cheerful but completely serious send-off for someone moving on - or someone you would like to move on.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693572198451,"sku":"RAINBOWFOFF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/Fuck_Off_Over_the_Rainbow_Diffuser.png?v=1773792112"},{"product_id":"pirate-fuck-right-off-toothpick-flags","title":"Pirate Fuck Right Off Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake them walk the plank straight to fuck right off-ville.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Pirate Fuck Right Off Toothpick Flag delivers a swashbuckling send-off with just the right amount of attitude. The pirate does not negotiate. The pirate plants a flag. You either get on board or get off the boat. No in between.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsider the plank walked. The flag planted. The matter settled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6) 2.5\" toothpick flags with pirate vibes. Shiver me timbers you fuckers. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWorks in a rum drink, a desk plant, or anywhere there is no room for middle ground.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe pirate did not follow up with a strongly worded email. Neither should you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFor any situation that you want wish you had a parrot but all you have is a fuck to give.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who has ever wished they could be Jack Sparrow, Hook or you know those other famous pirates we can’t remember their names. Fuck em. Or send us a Fuck Off flag and maybe we will get this corrected. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693637275699,"sku":"FUCKARGH","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/PirateFuckOffFlagEmptyToiletPaperRoll.png?v=1773090316"},{"product_id":"fuck-you-very-much-toothpick-flags","title":"Fuck You Very Much Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the person who hit your car, said nothing, and has the audacity to still park next to you. The co-worker who talked shit to your boss’s boss and then asked you to lunch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot a mistake you can ignore. Not a situation that resolves itself. Just someone out there, living their life, fully aware of what they did and somehow that is a normal thing a normal person does.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFuck you very much. For all of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flags - the exact right size to leave on a windshield, in a drawer, under a notepad\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor when the damage is done and the person responsible has decided it isn't\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlanket coverage for any infractions requiring said fuck off flag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLeave it and walk away. You have said everything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA gag gift for someone who will immediately name the person it's for. White elephant standout. Emergency glove compartment needs. Your desk drawer. The ex on the wrong side of the break-up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693637537843,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/FuckYouVeryMuchcarWindow.png?v=1773269845"},{"product_id":"groovy-fuck-off-toothpick-flags","title":"Groovy Fuck Off Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeace, love, and fuck off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Groovy Fuck Off Toothpick Flags delivers its message with the laid-back confidence of someone who has genuinely transcended stress but still knows exactly what they want from you. Which is: to leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGood energy. Clear expectations. All the fucks to give.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e(6) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" toothpick flag with retro groovy design - good vibes, firm message\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWorks in a vintage mug, a macrame plant hanger, a succulent, or anywhere the aesthetic is maximalist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe most retro way to communicate a very clear boundary\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe vibe is peace and fuck off. Co-existence is possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe friend who has a peace sign somewhere in their home but still has limits. Anyone who communicates in vibes but also has a nemesis. Retro aesthetic gift lovers. A housewarming gift for someone who has decorated their space and would like to keep the bad energy out of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"321\" data-start=\"258\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693645369395,"sku":"GROOVYFOFF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/Groovy.FuckOffFlagonChessboardpng.png?v=1773271430"},{"product_id":"fuck-eww-toothpick-flags","title":"Fuck Eww Toothpick Flags","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes a little bit of Alexis is exactly what the moment calls for. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Fuck Eww Toothpick Flag is for the person in your life who communicates entirely in Alexis Rose energy - effortlessly dismissive, impeccably styled, and completely clear about what they will not be tolerating today.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star.” Either way - you are a little bit closer to fucking right off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(6) 2.5\" toothpick flags - petite, like the energy that inspired it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe gift that requires zero explanation to the right person and maximum explanation to everyone else\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor anyone who has watched the show and immediately pictured a specific person upon reading this\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA great gift addition that you can just fold in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone named David. Schitt’s Creek fans. Food leftovers that have lingered too long. Messes that need cleaning. Roommate grievances. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"ToothpickFlag.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42693650874419,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/23.png?v=1773089610"}],"url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/collections\/singles.oembed","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}