{"title":"Outdoor Flags","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"if-you-can-read-this-ring-camera-watching-double-sided-garden-flag","title":"If You Can Read This \/ Ring Camera Watching Double-Sided Garden Flag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou have your little slice of heaven. And they have theirs. Never the two shall meet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo more snooping in the garbage cans. No more stopping by when you are finally enjoying your own porch on a nice day. No more \"dropping off\" the newspaper like that is a thing anyone asked for. If you wanted to talk to them you would. You have not. That is the whole message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe flag goes in the ground this weekend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eFront\u003c\/em\u003e: If You Can Read This Get the Fuck Off My Lawn \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eBack\u003c\/em\u003e: The Ring Camera is Watching Stay the Fuck Off My Lawn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo sides because some people need the warning on the way in and the reminder on the way out. The camera is rolling either way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% polyester, 12″ x 17″. Double-sided so the message is waiting for them coming and going\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePole hem, lightweight, goes exactly where the problem keeps happening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause a strongly worded look out the window did absolutely nothing and this is the next logical step\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePole not included. The footage from last Thursday however is saved and available.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who has opened their Ring app and had genuine feelings about what was on it. The neighbor whose definition of property lines is creative at best. The friend who has been sending you camera screenshots for months and needs to know you see it and are fully outraged on their behalf. Anyone who bought a Ring camera, watched the first week of footage, and immediately realized they needed more infrastructure out there. A housewarming gift for someone moving somewhere new who would like to establish the vibe on day one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43915312889907,"sku":"6808311_19211","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/garden-flag-white-12x17-front-696ad8ed6f99d.jpg?v=1768610055"},{"product_id":"love-wins-hate-can-fuck-off-flag","title":"Love Wins. Hate Can Fuck Off Flag.","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot a lot of nuance required here. Love wins. Hate can fuck off. Those are the two positions and this flag holds both of them at the same time without breaking a sweat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFly it on your porch. In your yard. At a parade. Anywhere the message needs to be as loud and as proud as you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge flag, lightweight polyester knit that moves well and looks good doing it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo grommets for hanging wherever the statement needs to fly, inside or out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. Bright, bold, and readable from the sidewalk by exactly the people it is intended for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the hate: this one's for you. Get going. There's the door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front porch that has something to say this season. Anyone who wants their position on the matter to be visible before a single conversation happens. A gift for the person in your life who has been flying this flag metaphorically for years and deserves to do it literally. Pride season, election season, any season where love needs to be loud and hate needs a clear direction to go. Hang it where it can be seen. That is the whole point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44009295872051,"sku":"6359466_12584","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-697bae996a52c.jpg?v=1774470582"},{"product_id":"fafo-sportsball-flag","title":"FAFO Sportsball Flag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook. Someone in your life loves a sport. You love that person. Here you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are not sure which ball this is. You are not sure how long this takes. You are reasonably sure there are snacks involved and you are choosing to focus on that. You showed up. That is love. That is also the entire extent of your investment in today's outcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe FAFO Sportsball Flag is for everyone standing in a parking lot at 9am wondering how this became their weekend. Fly it proudly. You earned it just by being there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge flag, lightweight polyester knit that works on a porch, a tailgate tent, a fence, or wherever the territory needs to be marked before someone tries to explain the offsides rule to you again\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo grommets for easy hanging so you can get back to the snack situation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. Readable from across a parking lot by people who also do not fully understand what is happening out there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe most honest flag in the entire stadium parking lot. Possibly the most honest flag in sports history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For: \u003cbr\u003eAnyone who is there for love and snacks and in that order. The partner, the parent, the friend who got invited and said yes before fully reading the situation. A gift for the person in your life who shows up every single weekend with zero complaints and zero understanding of the score. The tailgate that needed one flag that was just telling the truth about at least half the people there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44009813442611,"sku":"8959030_12584","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-697bb955ed081.jpg?v=1769716074"},{"product_id":"respectfully-fuck-off-flag","title":"Respectfully Fuck Off Flag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou were raised well. That is not in question. You say please and thank you and you have genuinely tried to be the bigger person more times than anyone should reasonably have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Respectfully Fuck Off Flag is for when the manners are still technically present but the patience is completely gone. It says what needs to be said with just enough of a nod to civility that you can feel good about yourself on the way back inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge flag, lightweight polyester knit that carries the message wherever the wind takes it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo grommets for hanging on a porch, fence, or anywhere a polished but firm statement needs to fly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. Readable. Unambiguous. Technically civil.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the person who was told to be professional about it and found the exact right loophole\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe neighbor situation that has been ongoing and is now officially at the using large ass flag stage. Anyone who needs to communicate to a wide audience simultaneously without having individual conversations about it. The friend who always handles things with grace and needs something that honors both the grace and the absolute end of their rope. Fly it proudly. You tried. You really, genuinely tried.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44009845653555,"sku":"1024780_12584","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-697bba06efd6a.jpg?v=1774469473"},{"product_id":"pollinators-welcome-garden-flag","title":"Pollinators Welcome Garden Flag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour garden has a guest list. The bees are on it. The butterflies are on it. The little beetles doing their thing in the dirt are absolutely on it. You know who is not on it? The neighborhood kids just cutting through. The dogs “helping” fertilize your lawn (we have a different \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/products\/dog-poop-fuck-off-toothpick-flags\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eflag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for that). Linda from down the street who keeps looking in your garbage cans. We SEE you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s right. Everybody else can fuck off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Pollinators Welcome Garden Flag makes this VERY clear from the moment anyone sets foot near your garden bed. The right guests know they are welcome. The wrong ones had fair warning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% polyester, 12″ x 17″. Big enough to be seen from the sidewalk, which is where Linda should stay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePole hem design, lightweight and easy to swap out with the seasons. The position on pollinators is year round.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. The bees can read it. Annoying neighbors can read it. Everybody knows where they stand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePole not included. The guest list very much is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe gardener who has put genuine work into what is growing out there and would like the general public to respect it. Anyone currently maintaining a pollinator garden and also a very short list of people they want near it. The person who has had the \"actually those are intentional\" conversation with a neighbor one too many times and is done having it. A housewarming gift for the yard person in your life who also, separately, has a Linda situation. Anyone who has ever looked out their window and said oh my god what is she doing out there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44015236382771,"sku":"9042812_19211","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/garden-flag-white-12x17-front-697e3349ae072.jpg?v=1774541278"}],"url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/collections\/outdoor-flags.oembed","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}