{"title":"Fucks For Those To See From Far Away","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are the Let Your Frustrations Fly flags. You aren’t trying to whisper, sneak, surprise or leave a one off message. No sir. No ma’am. No thank you. This is for the fucking world to know and you aren’t afraid to announce now is the time for the fucking of the off. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur Large Fuck Off Flags are for perfect for moments just like these.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside the House. Outside the House. We have your fuck off covered. Nobody will wonder if you have given a fuck about this. It is crystal clear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"love-wins-hate-can-fuck-off-flag","title":"Love Wins. Hate Can Fuck Off Flag.","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot a lot of nuance required here. Love wins. Hate can fuck off. Those are the two positions and this flag holds both of them at the same time without breaking a sweat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFly it on your porch. In your yard. At a parade. Anywhere the message needs to be as loud and as proud as you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge flag, lightweight polyester knit that moves well and looks good doing it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo grommets for hanging wherever the statement needs to fly, inside or out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. Bright, bold, and readable from the sidewalk by exactly the people it is intended for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the hate: this one's for you. Get going. There's the door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front porch that has something to say this season. Anyone who wants their position on the matter to be visible before a single conversation happens. A gift for the person in your life who has been flying this flag metaphorically for years and deserves to do it literally. Pride season, election season, any season where love needs to be loud and hate needs a clear direction to go. Hang it where it can be seen. That is the whole point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44009295872051,"sku":"6359466_12584","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-697bae996a52c.jpg?v=1774470582"},{"product_id":"fafo-sportsball-flag","title":"FAFO Sportsball Flag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook. Someone in your life loves a sport. You love that person. Here you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are not sure which ball this is. You are not sure how long this takes. You are reasonably sure there are snacks involved and you are choosing to focus on that. You showed up. That is love. That is also the entire extent of your investment in today's outcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe FAFO Sportsball Flag is for everyone standing in a parking lot at 9am wondering how this became their weekend. Fly it proudly. You earned it just by being there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge flag, lightweight polyester knit that works on a porch, a tailgate tent, a fence, or wherever the territory needs to be marked before someone tries to explain the offsides rule to you again\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo grommets for easy hanging so you can get back to the snack situation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. Readable from across a parking lot by people who also do not fully understand what is happening out there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe most honest flag in the entire stadium parking lot. Possibly the most honest flag in sports history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For: \u003cbr\u003eAnyone who is there for love and snacks and in that order. The partner, the parent, the friend who got invited and said yes before fully reading the situation. A gift for the person in your life who shows up every single weekend with zero complaints and zero understanding of the score. The tailgate that needed one flag that was just telling the truth about at least half the people there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44009813442611,"sku":"8959030_12584","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-697bb955ed081.jpg?v=1769716074"},{"product_id":"respectfully-fuck-off-flag","title":"Respectfully Fuck Off Flag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou were raised well. That is not in question. You say please and thank you and you have genuinely tried to be the bigger person more times than anyone should reasonably have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Respectfully Fuck Off Flag is for when the manners are still technically present but the patience is completely gone. It says what needs to be said with just enough of a nod to civility that you can feel good about yourself on the way back inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge flag, lightweight polyester knit that carries the message wherever the wind takes it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo grommets for hanging on a porch, fence, or anywhere a polished but firm statement needs to fly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. Readable. Unambiguous. Technically civil.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the person who was told to be professional about it and found the exact right loophole\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe neighbor situation that has been ongoing and is now officially at the using large ass flag stage. Anyone who needs to communicate to a wide audience simultaneously without having individual conversations about it. The friend who always handles things with grace and needs something that honors both the grace and the absolute end of their rope. Fly it proudly. You tried. You really, genuinely tried.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44009845653555,"sku":"1024780_12584","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-697bba06efd6a.jpg?v=1774469473"},{"product_id":"not-today-fuck-off-flag","title":"Not Today Fuck Off Flag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome days you wake up and you are simply not available. Not for the noise, not for the nonsense, not for whatever it is that keeps showing up uninvited and acting like that is a normal thing to do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Not Today Fuck Off Flag is the advance notice you have been looking for. Hang it up before the day gets going and let it do the communicating for you. It is efficient. It is honest. It is already doing more than anyone deserves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge flag, lightweight polyester knit that actually moves in the breeze so everyone in the vicinity gets the message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo grommets for easy hanging on a porch, fence, pole, or anywhere the declaration needs to be made\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. Bold enough to be read from the street. Clear enough that there is no follow up question.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe flag for people who have tried the polite version and are now trying this option.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe porch that needed to set the tone before visitors even make it to the door. Anyone coming off a week that has genuinely been a lot and needs the weekend to be different. A gift for the friend who texts you about it every single morning. The person who has boundaries and would like those boundaries to be visible from the sidewalk. Hang it on a bad stretch and take it down when things improve. Or just leave it up. Honestly both are valid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44009962111027,"sku":"6437349_12584","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-697bd3a679460.jpg?v=1774469218"},{"product_id":"fuck-off-pennant","title":"Fuck Off Pennant","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome things belong on a wall. A diploma. A good piece of art. Your favorite phrase. We get it. We built a company around it. Fuck off everyone!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou have a vibe. You have worked hard on that vibe. The Fuck Off Pennant is the final piece that makes it official. Read it. Respect it. Fuck off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% polyester twill, 18″ x 21″. The right size to be seen from across the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaser-cut edges to help prevent fraying, because this pennant is made to last\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes with a wooden dowel and twine, ready to hang the second it arrives\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print. The back is blank. 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It does now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44015221047347,"sku":"4549137_22791","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/files\/pennant-white-18x21-front-697e2be2175c0.jpg?v=1769876465"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2881\/8227\/collections\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-697bba06f06f4.jpg?v=1770328923","url":"https:\/\/fuckoffflags.com\/collections\/large-scale-fuck-off-flags.oembed","provider":"Fuck Off Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}